Why Can’t You Love Me?

You love your dog you love your car
 Sometimes you love a big cigar
 You love to go a bit too far
 Why can’t you love me?
  
 You love your Football – Up The O’s!!
 And 1980s TV shows
 You love Slade and Status Quo
 Why can’t you love me?
  
 You love your beer you love your smokes 
 Sunday dinner with your folks
 You love telling dirty jokes
 Why can’t you love me?
  
 You love summer holidays 
 In Crimdon Dene and Whitley Bay
 You love Chinese takeaways
 Why can’t you love me?
  
 You love to sing you love to dance
 Telling stories, make ‘em laugh
 You love acting really daft
 Why can’t you love me?
  
 You love your Dad you love your Mum
 You love your mates, all bar none
 You love bloody everyone
 Why can’t you love me?