The Undertaker

I think of him as Mr Death
Tall, with whiskey on his breath
Patiently smoking outside his shop
Waiting to hear another one’s dropped

Three piece suit and greased back hair
Manly chin, strong and square
Every morning cleanly shaved
Ready to go should you need a grave..

Happy Birthday NHS!

Today is my 49th birthday and this morning I went to have my frozen shoulder injected with steroids which will, … More