I've got a cold (but I'm not dying)
I'm tired (but I can have a lie-in)
I work too hard! (But I'm not bored)
It's so cold! ( But I'm indoors)
My heart's broke (but it will mend)
I am single (but I have friends)
The weather is shit (it's not a tsunami)
I am mental (we're all a bit barmy)
I am fat (but I'm well-fed)
I'm getting old (but I'm not dead)
Not Dying
Emma Scarr 